"I guess you shouldn't smoke cigarettes and not eat."
There are few things in life that will bring Shivam Amin (@SugarShiv) and Dante DiNardo (@DanteDiNardo) to debate: sports, fantasy sports, movies, and of course MTV Real World/Road Rules the Challenge.
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Shivam
Dante
The following are REAL emails shared between Shivam & Dante.
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ShivWhat's up Dante?
I had to pause the show last night a couple of times because I was laughing so hard. I actually went to a viewing party for the show and it is definitely better watching the show with multiple people, because you pick up so many little things that one set of eyes cannot pick up in pure mayhem.
- Ct and Frank fighting over whether or not CT and Anastasia hooked up
The show starts off with Trishelle and Frank busting CT’s balls about banging Anastasia. First off, why the fuck do they care if they did or not. I know Frank is just trying to get under CT’s skin and that is something a dick like Frank would do, but why does Trishelle give two shits about what happened? Trishelle is the OG Whore of this show, she should know that people bang and perform sexual acts constantly on this show and we aren’t even shown most of them either by the way. All of these questions and prodding of CT is like poking a sleeping bear. Eventually the monster will wake up and eat you alive if you keep it up. CT and Frank get into a great pushing match, which is just cake batter at this point, I loved how Knight tried to break it up. That takes some balls to get in between CT in rage mode. We are then shown Frank aka Francis showing his feminine side to Johnny when he is shown crying about the whole confrontation in the jungle.
Side note: Jasmine is shown when the confrontation is about to pop off. I. Have. Never. Seen. Such. A. fucking. Ratchet. Weave. In. My. Fucking. Life. What is this girl doing? That thing is so atrocious on so many levels. She looks like the following things with that weave on her head:
- Jasmine in a previous season with short hair. Jasmine now with Weavezilla.
- A Troll with it's hair down
- Black Barbie with long hair
- Girl from The Ring
- Horse Hair
- Six month old baby who got a weave
Dante
Frank
thought challenging the GOAT would be a good idea. So he stared into
the eyes of the beast, and look what happened. I'm not surprised he
crumbled like a bitch. Frank started out on the Real World as the guy
who got wasted, picked fights, and then cried about it. I was a little
surprised that everyone was talking about CT and Anastasia's "hook up"
(all that was admitted by either side). I guess it was because its the
only real drama going on in the house. CT admits nothing to either of
those drama queens. I think we're seeing Knight and CT bro up a little
bit in this episode. When the actual challenge started, I loved how the
two partnered up, because both of their partners were bitch-made.
Preston acting like that was not a surprise, but what are your thoughts
on Wes's homophobia? Also, did anyone at your watch party point out that
CT didn't even need a harness to carry Knight through that obstacle
course?
About Jasmine: That weave does look atrocious, but it has been dunked into jungle water.
ShivPreston is so useless in these challenges because he doesn’t scheme like some of the past gay members of the show did. You have to become close with the chicks and sway their votes every night. Tyler was the king of this. Frank was born for it. Preston not so much.
I loved how Thor was lifting for everyone. Like I stated before, he supposedly has beastly numbers from the NFL Draft Combine from years back. Props to Jordan for overcoming that club hand he has, he also was putting on a lifting show for the people seated around the event.
- Jordan lifting for the crew and winning over Sarah
Don’t know why he is all about side mouth talker Sarah, even claiming that she is wife material or someone that you marry. She was the original hipster of these shows, her tats were cool when she was in that phase of her life, but I have a feeling she regrets them today. Thoughts? Also, I believe that the show pulled some classic MTV camera looping. The middle of the show they show daylight and CT with Diem. They also show Theresa and Anastasia. I believe this is what led to the questioning of CT hooking up with Anastasia. CT is wearing a green t shirt with a breast pocket, the same shirt that he was wearing later in the night (ditto for Theresa) and that shirt was Hulk Hogan tore up after the encounter with Frank. Shame on MTV for this fuckery. If the viewer can figure this out, you are fucking up.
Dante
Dude
was born without a hand, so I'm sure he's not as superficial as you
are, and can look past a little side mouth talking. Sarah is pretty,
and after seeing her grind Jordan out on that wall, she's looking better
than ever. I can't stand her tattoos, but she seems like she loves
them. Most people regret their early tattoos, and love their newest
additions. I'm guessing its like that for her too. MTV had sloppy
editing errors in that make out scene, too. They showed those two making
out with their shirts off, and then the next scene is Sarah taking her
shirt off.
- Jordan and Sarah are about to GET. IT. ON.
One
of the funnier moments of this episode happened during the girls
challenge. Did you see Camila when Jemmye was trying to squeeze through
the tubes? Jemmye was just crushing those Brazilian cheekbones with her
knees! LMAO
The real comedy started in the
elimination challenge. Whether it was Cooke's foul ass pissing through
her shorts in front of everybody, or your boy TJ annihilating Anastasia
for her pathetic performance. His look to the camera was classic. Last
week I was a bit critical of the sometimes emotionless host, but he was
great last night. Can't wait to hear what you have to say about Teej.
ShivHahahaha, when those chicks were stuck in the tubes I was dying man. Also, Cooke peeing was pretty wild. In regards to Anastasia she was laying on the ground before the elimination event started thinking that she was going to faint. TJ came over to her and was giving her words of encouragement (like he always does if someone is thinking about quiting) and he stopped after a few seconds when he saw that she wasn't getting up and he looked directly into the camera. TJ WAS SPEAKING TO US WITHOUT SAYING A WORD. That was a magical moment in TV history. He broke down barriers to tell us telepathically "WTF IS THIS CHICK DOING, GET HER OFF MY SHOW!!" that was so awesome. The group I was watching the show with broke up in laughter. I told you last week man, TJ is the shit. He doesn't put up with BS and he hates quitters. He even penalized CT/Wes & Preston/Knight for quitting the challenge in the beginning of the show. We won't find out the penalty until next week, but you can expect TJ to give them a good reminder why quitting is bull shit or something along those lines. "I guess you shouldn't smoke and not eat."
- Jessica is going home. Bye Jessica.
Dante ****FIN****
UPDATE
For some reason Jasmine was not to happy about the thoughts of her hair being discussed. Sorry Jaz, I am not a hater. You just can't be rocking that look, especially in a jungle. #twitterbeef? lmao
https://twitter.com/SugarShiv/status/357879659398041600
https://twitter.com/JazMTV/status/357881228017401857
Glossary of Terms:
GOAT – Greatest of all time
NRFHL – No Regard for Human Life
NRFHOL – No Regard for His/Her Own Life
Killed It – This is TJ Lavin (the hosts) favorite saying. If he says it, that means you either did really good in a competition (probably winning it) or an elimination challenge (ditto)
All photos courtesty of MTV.com and vemo.com. Thanks for the help.
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