Wednesday, July 31, 2013
GEICO Hump Day Camel Commercial - Happier than a Camel on Wednesday
Something to get you through the rest of today!!!!!
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Monday, July 29, 2013
Justin Bieber SPITS Off Balcony With Fans Below!
He may have stopped peeing in mop buckets at NYC restaurants, but it looks like Justin Bieber has just swapped out one stupid action for another. Caught on camera by, who else, TMZ, Bieber was seen spitting on a crowd of his fans/"Beliebers" from the balcony of his Toronto hotel while surrounded by a group of his
friends.
Those of you who don't believe the photographing evidence right in front of you, keep in mind: This isn't the first time Bieber has been caught spitting on someone. Two weeks ago, he was accused of spitting on an Ohio DJ at a club, and earlier this year a neighbor of his accused him of spitting on her during a
disagreement.
According to the New York Daily News, "The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng of Beliebers were gathered outside to catch a glimpse of their hero...the pictures show an unidentified friend of the Biebs laughing at the crude prank."
Has this kid learned ANYTHING lol..................
Childish Gambino – Centipede (AUDIO)
The crazy talented Childish Gamibino drops some unexpected audio called Centipede.. check it out
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Stream the LeBron James Produced NBA 2K14 Soundtrack!!!
It only makes sense that LeBron James would be chosen as the cover player for the forthcoming installment of the 2K series, as this was the year that the 28 year-old, if ever, cemented his place amongst the greats. What you might not know is that ‘Bron Bron’ was also tapped by the to curate the soundtrack of the game, being the first-ever NBA player to do so. 2K Sports teamed up with music streaming service Spotify to release a preview of some of the music to be found on the upcoming game. Unsurprisingly, it features a certain ‘champion’ sound aesthetic, with tunes ranging from the golden age of the Bad Boy era to Kanye West. On the other hand, songs from Phil Collins, Imagine Dragons, and others add a refreshing, diverse edge from the MVP. Enjoy the below, and be sure to look for the full soundtrack upon NBA 2K14‘s release on October 25. Shout out t Fly U!!! Columbus Stand up!!!
Friday, July 26, 2013
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Email Exchange – MTV The Challenge: Rivals 2 – Episode 3
"You are the Trashelle you were, and you're always gonna be trash."
via mtv.com
Shivam
Dante
The following are REAL emails shared between Shivam & Dante.
DISCLAIMER: If you are offended by occasional crude language I suggest you stop reading now. Also it must be noted that nobody is racist or prejudice to any certain groups of people.
Terms, abbreviations, etc may be used that the general public may not know can be found in the glossary at the bottom of the page. If you see something and don’t know what it means, go to the bottom and get hip to the lingo.
Strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride.
ShivHello Dante. So have you hooked up with any dudes and then a chick after your dude left? No? Well Marlon did. I don't know if it is a curse or blessing posting these emails each week, but I am getting blown up from people each episode for play by play. He might be closer to gay than he is straight in terms of his bisexuality, but I stayed up for the After Show and it was revealed that he made out with Cooke as well. I do not count making out with a chick as a hook up, but he still did it. So that means in terms of last nights episode he hooked up with Derrick under a bridge (you would imagine the troll toll for Derek was at least oral, whether he received or performed the act is unknown) and he bedded Nany (my personal favorite chick on this show, she is so hot) to close out the episode.
- Troll Toll. Google "Troll Toll" lyrics if you do not understand this.
Dante
Wow.
I'll get to the Troll Toll in a second. First off I just want to say
this episode came out POPPING OFF from the jump. The first 10 minutes
included a secret gay pool hook up, a traditional meat-head fight, and a
girl fight! It usually takes a whole season for each of those
to happen. Onto Marlon's Troll Toll. Even though I had watched Real
World Portland, and knew the story of Marlon's bisexual experiences, I
still was still stunned by these actions. On Portland, he made it sound
like sex with a dude was something he tried, but didn't like that much,
and didn't think he'd ever do again. It "just happened." Throughout
that season, we didn't see him going after any guys. So I never thought
he was going bi again, and even if he did, it would be with a little
black dude, like Kerry Rhodes' boyfriend. Derek? We don't know what
the exact price of the toll was, we just know
"some stuff happened" - Derek
"me and derek messed around in the pool, shit happened." - Marlon
I
don't know what to say about the Nany hookup. I thought it was cool of
her to not judge Marlon's past, but kind of slorey to hook up with him a
day after he was just with Derek. If you saw her season, you know
Nany makes terrible decisions with men. Seemed like a continuation of
that pattern. Your thoughts on the fights? I went back and watched it on
my dvr this morning, and noticed two things:
1.
Jordan was the one who came through and grabbed Knight to prevent
punches being thrown, and save their team from getting kicked out, right
at the point when Marlon was doing his dance squaring up with Knight.
2.
I had to write down Trashelle's quote, when Aneesa asked her what she
meant by "You're Black, you're Jewish. That you are right now, like,
going, and like, being like, 'Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm here, I'm here.' I
cannot fucking believe, that you are like...(shrugs shoulders)...It's
rediculous."
What a crazy old bitch, and
what was with her "she's a stripper" callouts. Didn't the
Original Slore do Playboy back in the day?
ShivYeah man those fights were wild. They should have let them scrap it out. Knight might be the captain of the NRFHL all stars from the Real World. He is so cold blooooooded (Rick James voice) and the best part about it, he doesn't even realize it. Trishelle has always been a personal fave on the Boner Jams list for many of us men who watch the show. Real World Las Vegas 1 came out in 2002, which was about the time I graduated high school and you were entering college, she introduced Whoredom to the television set like we had never seen before. She was a southern bell who has sort of a butter face, but had a wildly hot body to go with her sloring. The body led her to a Playboy spread as you noted. Years of booze, drugs? and who knows what else, have aged her into Skeletor status. Plus her personality and stupidity makes her unbearable. That fight was the dumbest shit ever, I hope she yaps her mouth on the streets of wherever the fuck she is from and gets KO'd. The Black Jew remark was so hateful I actually said "dammnnnnnnnn hoeee" when I was watching the show. Aneesa verbally trounced her and lowered a Lex Luger-esque forearm shiver when she confronted her. It was actually nice to see her not beat her up and instead make Trashelle look like the mental midget and whore that she is. Side note they showed a deleted scene of Trashelle on the After Show and she was drunk as fuck bitching at producers for not having enough liquor for her and for having to pay for drinks at the club, mind you she was already slammered to tomorrow. Awesome by the cameras to catch her stay scheming.
"You are the Trashelle you were, and you're always gonna be trash."
- Lex Luger... I mean Aneesa Forearm Shiver on Trashelle. Side Note: What a nickname.
It was actually sad to see Sarah go home considering shee gives her life for this show. It was the equivalent to someone getting fired from a job for no reason in your workplace. Another After Show revelation was Sarah's speech to the group after TJ informed her that she was going home. A teary Sarah addresses the group with an Urban Meyer type speech on how you should play the game with integrity blah blah blah etc and they keep cutting to Knight, Thor, CT, and others cracking up laughing at her. Johnny then is shown in an interview saying "what are you trying to accomplish talking to a group of people who don't give a fuck about anything." Johnny my friend, you couldn't have said it better.
DanteYeah Sarah's tears get annoying, I don't hold it against any of them for cracking smiles. Shit, Gay Derek was laughing at her on the Aftershow for her speech about gay equality.
Speaking of the Aftershow, it was great to see my favorite Challenge host Johnny Mosley return. I know you love TJ, but I like that Johnny actually smiles, laughs and shows emotion. That said, you know I love when TJ has to deal with a quitter, and he handled the Trishelle exit as only he could do. His callouts are classic. I love that he publicly announced that Trishelle is on a list of people that he isn't feeling.
After the insane beginning of this show, we settled into a pretty good challenge. Of course Emily the Cyborg beasted the girls again. I can't believe Preston made Knight look like the weak one of the team. Jordan and Marlon "killed it," but almost ended up facing elimination again in the Jungle. I think the sympathy Marlon got for Knight's bad joke might have helped them stay out of the Jungle. Robb and Derek were sent in with one more vote than Marlon and Jordan. Preston showed up for the vote with a nicer hair piece than Jasmine. Aneesa needs to show that girl how to shop for hair.
ShivJohnny is a cool guy. He is the typical snowboarded. Weird but cool hair, crooked smile, and always looks stoned. TJ is all about competition and for someone as ultra competitive as me, it is great to see. Emily is like Alabama football right now, it is going to take everything and the kitchen sink to beat her.
I will be brief on this last topic, but Knight KILLED IT in the elimination. That crawl swipe technique was old school leg sweep style in video games. I can't believe he thought of that, because it is awesome and everyone is going to jock that move from now on. Side Note: Knight has aligned himself with the power players in the house. He is good boys with Thor and CT, I knew this dude would scheme, but not at this level. He may have found immunity as long as people forget about his ruthless jokes.
- Knight crawling and swiping would have made Ryu proud.
DanteIts all about charming the ladies this season, though. Those next week previews look like Jemmye is about to stir up her and Knight's past. This will undoubtedly lead to her calling him out for being a man whore, which will only drop him further in the girl's eyes. Side note: Why did I ever find Jemmye attractive? Everytime I see her now, I cringe. She looks like she has more sun spots on her skin than my grandma.
Ryu and Billy Zabka would appreciate Knight's Elimination moves.
Glossary of Terms:
GOAT – Greatest of all time
NRFHL – No Regard for Human Life
NRFHOL – No Regard for His/Her Own Life
Killed It – This is TJ Lavin (the hosts) favorite saying. If he says it, that means you either did really good in a competition (probably winning it) or an elimination challenge (ditto)
All photos courtesty of MTV.com and vemo.com. Thanks for the help.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Report: Hyde DID NOT Strike Alleged Victim; Charges Not Expected to be Filed
Charles Robinson of Yahoo! Sports:
Surveillance footage from a Columbus nightclub appears to clear Ohio State running back Carlos Hyde of an alleged assault, a source familiar with the investigation told Yahoo! Sports.
Charges are not expected to be filed against Hyde after video from Sugar Bar 2 shows he didn't appear to make contact with an alleged victim who claimed to have been assaulted early Saturday morning, a source who spoke to Yahoo! Sports on the condition of anonymity said. The source said video shows Hyde speaking in the direction of the alleged victim just prior to her punching him in the head. The video then shows Hyde leaving the area and reaching back in the woman's direction in a non-confrontational manner, the source said. From the video, it doesn't appear Hyde ever made contact with the woman – either before or after she struck him, the source said.
If you know and have read from Charles Robinson in the past you know he is a very credible source.So Carlos should be reinstated again for all football activities. So even though there were some bumps this summer for our Beloved Buckeyes... The path for the National Championship is still intact.. We will keep you posted on the story..
GO BUCKS!!
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Monday, July 22, 2013
Is Ohio State Running Back Carlos Hyde Getting kicked off Team??? (Full Columbus Police Report)
**UPDATE** It official Per Bruce Feldman Carlos Hyde gone and Roby could be next....
Feldman: Carlos Hyde, expected to be Urban's 1st 1000-yd RB, booted & star cb bradley Roby also gets arrested. — Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) ..
UGH.. The Ohio State #1 Running back, Top 5 Candidate for the dolkwalker award, The first Running back whom was supposed to reach 1,000 yards under Urban and he may be in trouble. Worst than that he may give urban no choice but to kick him off the team... ::sigh:: It's still early and nothing is official yet. But things aren't looking great...
It's Literally a little over a month before the Home opener on August 31st and we have Controversy among out beloved Bucks... She below for the piece from 11 Warriors.. We will keep you posted on any updates...Police report below...
Ohio State running back Carlos Hyde was named as a person of interest in a police report filed Saturday afternoon with the Columbus Police Department.
The incident took place just before 2 a.m. Saturday morning at Sugar Bar 2 on Front Street in Columbus' Arena District. The report, filed by officer Zachary Rosen, is coded a 254 – Assault with the following narrative:
Victim stated on listed date and time at the listed location she was assaulted by the described suspect. Victim stated she does not know the suspect but stated she could identify him.Key word there being she.
An all-hands team meeting was held at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center this morning and an Ohio State football spokesman indicated he will have something later today on a situation involving an unnamed player.
via-elevenwariors
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Kanye West – Black Skinhead (Official Version) | Video
"After a leak that heightened further anticipation to Kanye West‘s visuals for “Black Skinhead,” we now get treated to the finished version in provocative animation. Helmed by Nick Knight, the interactive short is nothing less than an enticing piece that mirrors ‘Ye’s stimulating style for Yeezus. The visuals show a high-strung Kanye West cavort around in nothing but leather pants and a gold chains. Drawing in motifs of glamour, poverty and conspiracy, the visuals join the rest of Yezzus‘s clever promotional tactics urging viewers to take screenshots. Watch the full piece here and let us know your thoughts below."
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DOM Kennedy – Erica (Part 1) [Prod. Lordquest]
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Kid Cudi’s Flaunt Magazine Feature (FULL ARTICLE)
Via Flaunt:
Kid Cudi is animated. Grinning. Cheerful, even. And why shouldn’t he be? Indicud, his third solo album, debuted at #2 on the Billboard charts, he’s got a beautiful house in Los Feliz (the neighborhood in Los Angeles known for its nouveau riche population), and he has a cadre of fans that have his back during Internet dust-ups. But he hasn’t always felt as light as he does now; Cudi built a career on saturnine thoughts rapped over murky beats, a sound born from a man who struggled with drug addiction and self-doubt. Yet here he is: grinning, chatty, chilled out by his pool. “You want some juice?” he asks politely.
Cudi, born Scott Mescudi, is thinking before he answers, because A) he’s a thoughtful dude and B) so much has been made of his history of substance abuse, depression, therapy, and the temporary, self-imposed rehab period that followed, that he’s weary of discussing drugs further. “But I can’t say that acid didn’t fucking fine-tune the shit,” he says about the Indicud track “Unfuckwittable,” the smoke spiraling from his lips, “’cause I’m telling you, dude, after I dropped acid that session, bro, I’ve been on fire.” He has a self-assuredness in his voice that he seems to be trying out.
For the uninitiated, there is nothing in today’s rap game even remotely like Kid Cudi. His music has never been easy to categorize—he’s a rapper, yes, but his delivery is sizzurp slow, often more sung than rapped. He came to fame with the ultimate ballad of a lonely stoner, “Day ’n’ Nite,” on his debut mixtape, A Kid Named Cudi, which caught fire during the heyday of music blogging. His first two albums were both called Man on the Moon and were heavily influenced by his father’s death and Cudi’s subsequent drug addiction. “Pursuit of Happiness,” his anthemic hit, has lyrics about night terrors and drunk driving—hitting a nerve with outcasts who like hip-hop.
As unorthodox as some of his moves have been, Cudi has always had one foot in the mainstream. He’s the Crispin Glover of rap music. He lent vocals to Kanye West’s 2012 Grammy-winning “All of the Lights,” and was the guest artist du jour from 2008 to 2010. His collaborations read like a weird kid’s iTunes on random: David Guetta, Snoop Dogg, Shakira, Steve Aoki, Ratatat, MGMT, 3OH!3, Cam’Ron, Jay-Z, Robin Thicke, The Black Eyed Peas. Indicud, for god’s sake, features soft rock balladeer Michael Bolton alongside Los Angeles indie rock newcomers Haim and Father John Misty. “I have an eclectic ear. I’m just feeling really lucky to be able to get the combination of features that I had,” he says, “and how the album flows so well with so many different artists and still works. I’m just really happy.”
Where his first two albums focused on darkness, depression, mortality, and self-analysis, Indicud is inching toward bouncier beats, more relaxed songs, and confident lyrical matter. Maybe the world has caught up with him, and there’s a company to his misery that’s blunting the anguish. “Unfuckwittable,” the track improved with LSD, is boastful, something that would be unheard of a few years ago. And the first single, “Just What I Am,” features lyrics about frustration, drinking, punching walls, and compulsive shopping as an act of healing, but the most telling lines go: But, I can’t fold, some poor soul got it way worse/ We’re all troubled, in a world of trouble/ It’s scary to have a kid walk this Earth.
In the song, he’s referring to Vada, his daughter who turned three in March. He stubs out his cigarette, and instantaneously snaps from carefree Cudi to dead-serious Scott Mescudi. “I’m still gonna keep it funky, but at the same time, I’m more conscious about how I do it,” he says, acknowledging the divide between his Los Angeles life and his Chicago life, where Vada lives with her mother. Never the twain shall meet. “She’s just now getting hip to ‘Day ’n’ Nite.’ She’s like, ‘Dad, sing ‘Day ’n’ Nite,’’ and I couldn’t believe it. I make sure to sing the ‘lonely loner’ instead of the ‘lonely stoner.’”
Cudi credits Vada’s unconditional love with a sense that someone needs him, and he’d better slow down if he wants to be in her life. “It is an instant wake up call,” he says, clasping his hands together. “I just didn’t want to be an irresponsible person anymore. I wanted to have some type of tact with how I live my life, and how I carry myself in public. I’m a fun person though—give me some whiskey, we’re partying. I like showing that side of me, the fun side, but when I’m in those moods where I know the day is going to be long and I’m in a funky mood, I look at the bright side. I never used to do that—I used to fall deeper into the funk. I’m just happy I can see my daughter when I want.”
In fact, Cudi landed in L.A. just moments before the interview. He had gone straight from Atlanta, the filming location of the upcoming action flick Need for Speed, directly to Chicago to spend time with Vada. Cudi’s film forays are of note, because he’s not just playing himself, or a version of himself, but real characters. This isn’t some vanity project like 50 Cent’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’, as Cudi’s actually forging a sincere acting career. It helps that he genuinely has screen presence, abetted by a nifty articulation that translates to comical, earnest characters. His acting career began with his loveable goofball Domingo in HBO’s underrated How to Make It in America, and just like that, Cudi has roles in three films, including the apocalyptic thriller Goodbye World, set to open at the L.A. Film Festival in June, and the romantic comedy Two Night Stand, set to hit the festival circuit in the fall.
Need for Speed may be based on the mega-popular, high-octane racing video game franchise, but with Emmy-winning actor Aaron Paul, Michael Keaton, former Flaunt cover star Dominic Cooper, and Imogen Poots all involved, it promises to be intriguing at the very least. However it turns out, Cudi is clearly enjoying the change of pace from his music career. “The acting thing for me is just new and exciting,” he says, leaning back in his chair and looking up at the darkening sky, now a deep blue. “It’s not stressful at all, unless it’s a day where I have to do a scene where I cry. That’s always a tough day and sometimes the day after. But I don’t have to worry about shit. With music, I go to sleep nervous, I wake up in the morning nervous like ‘Shit, is that mix right? How does it sound on these headphones? How does it sound on a laptop?’”
One of the ways Cudi combats those demons is through the 140-letter teachings of the Dalai Lama, who is the only person he follows back on Twitter. “Lama D,” says Cudi, “that’s what I call him. He’s cute, I love him. And the cool thing is, you can just follow his feed, and he’ll just be dropping gems on you.”
Cudi’s contentment has caught some of his fans off-guard, especially those who look to him for a particular brand of self-doubt. “A lot of people go [mocking voice]: ‘Oh man, you switched it up.’ Look, there are motherfuckers out there that are doing the same repetitive bullshit. You can listen to that, man,” he says, confronting his hypothetical haters. “Don’t come to me with no whining. I don’t wanna hear that shit. You know what type of nigga I am. ‘The Prayer’ is still the most odd record ever created. Ever. ‘Solo Dolo,’ same deal. I’ve always been out there trying new shit. When motherfuckers don’t hear me talking about wanting to kill myself or me being a sad little kid no more, they’re like, ‘Aw, damn.’ I fucking got my shit together and grew. Motherfuckers my age don’t always have their shit together. A lot of people I know are coming out of jail or dead. And I just feel really blessed to be where I’m at.”
“It’s a whole ‘nother Cudi right now,” he says. “I’m making movies that are awesome. Fucking entertaining people in another way. That’s a new thing for me: making people laaaugh. Instead of making people all sad and down, now I’m really bringing another type of joy into people’s lives.”
Two days later, on a scorching dry summer afternoon, we meet up again. Cudi hops into the vintage Mercedes Benz he got a few years ago. “I want to take the old school,” he says. “It’s a 1969.” He points out that everything in the car is original, from the electric windows, which unroll at a snail’s pace, to the speakers, from which the crackled sounds of Top 40 radio spew forth. Cudi likes to listen to Top 40 and gripe about the soulless quality. “Listen to her,” he says about a particularly dippy pop song. “Can you imagine that session?” He chides the radio, admonishing it for bringing forth this vocoder-heavy, value-less filth. And yet he listens on, perhaps to hear what the enemy is coming up with, a form of torturous espionage.
Cudi takes a long hit off a portable vaporizer. [Disclosure: I brought the drugs.] The old car is heavy with steel, and Cudi whips it down an open section of Los Feliz, murmuring about how they don’t make ’em like they used to. Snoop Dogg comes on the radio, and Cudi says, “My man.” The radio crackles over our conversation, so we drive aimlessly, listening to pop songs, almost windy enough to cool the air a little.
We dip down into Hollywood, and drop by Kelly Cole, a boutique on Fairfax, where Cudi proceeds to dig through stacks of vintage T-shirts looking for a particular style—ironic, but not too ironic, big graphics, eye-catching, certain bands like Pink Floyd. He eyes an old Michael Jackson tour shirt before settling on a shirt with a tuxedo print. “You’ll see that on stage,” he says, holding up his prize.
It turns out the owner of the shop is a DJ, and he recognizes Cudi. “I was the first guy to play the Crookers’ remix [of ‘Day ’n’ Nite’],” he says. Meanwhile, Cudi is running slight game on the rock ’n’ roll chick ringing up the pile of shirts he’s selected. The owner gifts Cudi a pair of jeans. Life is good when you’re a star.
Later, in the car on the way home, he’ll say, “that’s the kind of girl I get into.” He’ll probably return to that store—he has favorites—and he’ll see her and chat her up again, just like he’s navigating the streets of Los Feliz with confidence. The heavy car peels around corners with haste, but Cudi’s totally in control. But more than that, he’s unfuckwittable.
Photographer: Michael Muller at Mullerphoto.com.
Stylist: Jenny Ricker for Starworksartists.com.
Groomer: Jason Schneidman for soloartists.com.
Written by Maxwell Williams
Photographed by Michael Muller
Friday, July 19, 2013
Justin Bieber -- Nightclub DJ Spitting Accuser Files Police Report (Update)
Shit just got real..Bieber's fan club might have to start sending their mail to jail. I knew this would be larger than life. Especially when Addison him self told me what occured that night. I am actually Friends with Addison as he is a colleague of mine. I can say he is not the type to do something just for fame. He is a very reserved guy and never causes issues.I wish him and his family the best. The Following is an update from TMZ. Bieber's people are denying that he spit in his face (obviously). But a police report as officially been filed... so we will see where this goes...
The DJ who claims Justin Bieber spat in his face inside of a nightclub in Ohio last week has lawyered up -- and filed a police report against the singer ... TMZ has learned. The man behind the allegation is Addison Ulhaq -- a DJ at the Social Room in Columbus -- who told police the trouble began on July 13 when Bieber's security team thought he was taking pictures of the singer inside the VIP room of the club. Addison -- who's a junior at Ohio State University and a neuroscience major -- says he didn't snap ANY photos ... but Bieber didn't buy his denial and cussed him out and spat in his face. The police report, obtained by TMZ, reads -- "The victim stated that the suspect told him that 'His mother was a bitch, his father was a bitch and he is a bitch.'" Addison's lawyers say Bieber's spit assault left saliva and mucus in Addison's eye, nose, and mouth ... disgusting. Following the alleged altercation, Addison said he got tested for Hepatitis, but the test came back negative. In the police report, cops note -- "The victim stated that he does not want anything done at this time and just wants to document the incident." It's unclear if Addison plans to file a lawsuit ... but it definitely looks like he will. So far, no criminal charges have been filed.
Juicy J ft. Trey Songz, Wale – Bounce It (Music Video)
Check out the new video from Juicy J ft. Trey Songz and Wale called "Bounce it"..kinda hot
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Email Exchange – MTV The Challenge: Rivals 2 – Episode 2
"I guess you shouldn't smoke cigarettes and not eat."
There are few things in life that will bring Shivam Amin (@SugarShiv) and Dante DiNardo (@DanteDiNardo) to debate: sports, fantasy sports, movies, and of course MTV Real World/Road Rules the Challenge.
via mtv.com
Shivam
Dante
The following are REAL emails shared between Shivam & Dante.
DISCLAIMER: If you are offended by occasional crude language I suggest you stop reading now. Also it must be noted that nobody is racist or prejudice to any certain groups of people.
Terms, abbreviations, etc may be used that the general public may not know can be found in the glossary at the bottom of the page. If you see something and don’t know what it means, go to the bottom and get hip to the lingo.
Strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride.
ShivWhat's up Dante?
I had to pause the show last night a couple of times because I was laughing so hard. I actually went to a viewing party for the show and it is definitely better watching the show with multiple people, because you pick up so many little things that one set of eyes cannot pick up in pure mayhem.
- Ct and Frank fighting over whether or not CT and Anastasia hooked up
The show starts off with Trishelle and Frank busting CT’s balls about banging Anastasia. First off, why the fuck do they care if they did or not. I know Frank is just trying to get under CT’s skin and that is something a dick like Frank would do, but why does Trishelle give two shits about what happened? Trishelle is the OG Whore of this show, she should know that people bang and perform sexual acts constantly on this show and we aren’t even shown most of them either by the way. All of these questions and prodding of CT is like poking a sleeping bear. Eventually the monster will wake up and eat you alive if you keep it up. CT and Frank get into a great pushing match, which is just cake batter at this point, I loved how Knight tried to break it up. That takes some balls to get in between CT in rage mode. We are then shown Frank aka Francis showing his feminine side to Johnny when he is shown crying about the whole confrontation in the jungle.
Side note: Jasmine is shown when the confrontation is about to pop off. I. Have. Never. Seen. Such. A. fucking. Ratchet. Weave. In. My. Fucking. Life. What is this girl doing? That thing is so atrocious on so many levels. She looks like the following things with that weave on her head:
- Jasmine in a previous season with short hair. Jasmine now with Weavezilla.
- A Troll with it's hair down
- Black Barbie with long hair
- Girl from The Ring
- Horse Hair
- Six month old baby who got a weave
Dante
Frank
thought challenging the GOAT would be a good idea. So he stared into
the eyes of the beast, and look what happened. I'm not surprised he
crumbled like a bitch. Frank started out on the Real World as the guy
who got wasted, picked fights, and then cried about it. I was a little
surprised that everyone was talking about CT and Anastasia's "hook up"
(all that was admitted by either side). I guess it was because its the
only real drama going on in the house. CT admits nothing to either of
those drama queens. I think we're seeing Knight and CT bro up a little
bit in this episode. When the actual challenge started, I loved how the
two partnered up, because both of their partners were bitch-made.
Preston acting like that was not a surprise, but what are your thoughts
on Wes's homophobia? Also, did anyone at your watch party point out that
CT didn't even need a harness to carry Knight through that obstacle
course?
About Jasmine: That weave does look atrocious, but it has been dunked into jungle water.
ShivPreston is so useless in these challenges because he doesn’t scheme like some of the past gay members of the show did. You have to become close with the chicks and sway their votes every night. Tyler was the king of this. Frank was born for it. Preston not so much.
I loved how Thor was lifting for everyone. Like I stated before, he supposedly has beastly numbers from the NFL Draft Combine from years back. Props to Jordan for overcoming that club hand he has, he also was putting on a lifting show for the people seated around the event.
- Jordan lifting for the crew and winning over Sarah
Don’t know why he is all about side mouth talker Sarah, even claiming that she is wife material or someone that you marry. She was the original hipster of these shows, her tats were cool when she was in that phase of her life, but I have a feeling she regrets them today. Thoughts? Also, I believe that the show pulled some classic MTV camera looping. The middle of the show they show daylight and CT with Diem. They also show Theresa and Anastasia. I believe this is what led to the questioning of CT hooking up with Anastasia. CT is wearing a green t shirt with a breast pocket, the same shirt that he was wearing later in the night (ditto for Theresa) and that shirt was Hulk Hogan tore up after the encounter with Frank. Shame on MTV for this fuckery. If the viewer can figure this out, you are fucking up.
Dante
Dude
was born without a hand, so I'm sure he's not as superficial as you
are, and can look past a little side mouth talking. Sarah is pretty,
and after seeing her grind Jordan out on that wall, she's looking better
than ever. I can't stand her tattoos, but she seems like she loves
them. Most people regret their early tattoos, and love their newest
additions. I'm guessing its like that for her too. MTV had sloppy
editing errors in that make out scene, too. They showed those two making
out with their shirts off, and then the next scene is Sarah taking her
shirt off.
- Jordan and Sarah are about to GET. IT. ON.
One
of the funnier moments of this episode happened during the girls
challenge. Did you see Camila when Jemmye was trying to squeeze through
the tubes? Jemmye was just crushing those Brazilian cheekbones with her
knees! LMAO
The real comedy started in the
elimination challenge. Whether it was Cooke's foul ass pissing through
her shorts in front of everybody, or your boy TJ annihilating Anastasia
for her pathetic performance. His look to the camera was classic. Last
week I was a bit critical of the sometimes emotionless host, but he was
great last night. Can't wait to hear what you have to say about Teej.
ShivHahahaha, when those chicks were stuck in the tubes I was dying man. Also, Cooke peeing was pretty wild. In regards to Anastasia she was laying on the ground before the elimination event started thinking that she was going to faint. TJ came over to her and was giving her words of encouragement (like he always does if someone is thinking about quiting) and he stopped after a few seconds when he saw that she wasn't getting up and he looked directly into the camera. TJ WAS SPEAKING TO US WITHOUT SAYING A WORD. That was a magical moment in TV history. He broke down barriers to tell us telepathically "WTF IS THIS CHICK DOING, GET HER OFF MY SHOW!!" that was so awesome. The group I was watching the show with broke up in laughter. I told you last week man, TJ is the shit. He doesn't put up with BS and he hates quitters. He even penalized CT/Wes & Preston/Knight for quitting the challenge in the beginning of the show. We won't find out the penalty until next week, but you can expect TJ to give them a good reminder why quitting is bull shit or something along those lines. "I guess you shouldn't smoke and not eat."
- Jessica is going home. Bye Jessica.
Dante ****FIN****
UPDATE
For some reason Jasmine was not to happy about the thoughts of her hair being discussed. Sorry Jaz, I am not a hater. You just can't be rocking that look, especially in a jungle. #twitterbeef? lmao
https://twitter.com/SugarShiv/status/357879659398041600
https://twitter.com/JazMTV/status/357881228017401857
Glossary of Terms:
GOAT – Greatest of all time
NRFHL – No Regard for Human Life
NRFHOL – No Regard for His/Her Own Life
Killed It – This is TJ Lavin (the hosts) favorite saying. If he says it, that means you either did really good in a competition (probably winning it) or an elimination challenge (ditto)
All photos courtesty of MTV.com and vemo.com. Thanks for the help.
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